Here are my predictions for the National Football League playoffs:
Indianapolis beats New York Jets.
Baltimore beats Kansas City.
New Orleans beats Seattle.
Philadelphia beats Green Bay.
Pittsburgh beats Indianapolis.
New England beats Baltimore.
New Orleans beats Atlanta.
Philadelphia beats Chicago.
Pittsburgh beats New England.
Philadelphia beats New Orleans.
Michael Vick the dog-killer and his Philadelphia Eagles beat Ben Roethlisberger the rapist and his Pittsburgh Steelers.